Jon StewartYou wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. This is a true statement. There are days when things are so difficult that you wonder how our government manages to put on its pants in the morning. Some days, it is worse than others, but there are always days when things are difficult, and it is at those times that you appreciate the great men and women who work for our government.
They may not be superheroes, but they probably deserve a lot more credit than they get. You don’t see them on television or hear about them in the newspaper, but they work hard every day just as much as those who you see on television. They keep our country running smoothly and keep us safe from terrorists and other criminals, and we never even realize it.
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